So, how did Bruno Mars know she had her eyes wide...
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campfiresandchampagne asked: OMFG, I am crying right now... what imma do when my Sagie dies?! Sometimes when I'm being morbid, or something just reminds me, I think about how I would feel if anything ever happened to her. I don't think I could survive it. I don't think it's possible to love my future human babies more than I love my cat.
"Why do people say 'grow some balls'? Balls are...
infatuatedannie: This is why I love Betty White. ^ this, she’s awesome
I just told my husband about the bank job!
and he said “no, he doesn’t want me working there, they have been robbed 3 times in the last 5 years, and he likes me being a house wife.” Yay!!! I love him,. I do kinda want to get a part time job at garden ridge though, lol I love crafts, I love garden ridge, and it’s 5 mins away. He said what ever I want to do is cool by him.. But he does not want me working full time.:)...
I just almost died!
Penelope just chased baby kitty down the stairs, pulling me along with her. I cared about nothing other than not landing on Penelope of baby.. I would have much rather broken my own neck, than either one of theirs.. Thank God I landed on my feet, and in between them. Or else I’d be dead on my sidewalk right now -_-.
I’m gonna drink till I feel better.. Bring on the pink Champagne.. On an empty stomach lol.
when someone mentions your favourite band in a...
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I got a job offer..
For a job I don’t want, as a bank teller.. I hate math, I don’t want the responsibility, I don’t want to work at a bank run by a family friend. However the money is decent, it’s a good job, and the benefits are good. I don’t know what I want to do. I like being a stay at home wife, I like being able to sleep in, and do what I want when I want. I like being able to...
forcryingoutloud: Can you guys do me a favor? →
shoelesshippster: Can you reblog this (so I can see it, even if I haven’t followed you yet!) and post photos of yourself, showcasing your favorite/typical makeup technique? (Specify whether it’s a day look, evening look, special occasion look, etc… and if you have time, share what products you use!) I am in a… I use a primer under my makeup, it protects my skin, and feels amazing. ...
skeletonk3y asked: Haha aww. :D He's so great I just love him. He makes me laugh all the time. Did you hear him he kept saying "I'm gonna punch you in the vagina" lmao.
Laughing At My Nightmare!: Got this email tonight.... →
laughingatmynightmare: Hi! I absolutely love your blog. Your enthusiasm for life is awesome and reading your stories always cheers me up. You’re such a bro. Anyway, I’m sorry to bother you about this, but I was hoping you could help me with something. I have a really great friend named Sarah. She’s sixteen, and two days…